I was walking into my house after work and got this butt cramp and thought to myself, “Well that’s a weird ass butt cramp” I started laughing at my own joke. Oh man, do I crack myself up.
in my family it is bad luck to sing christmas songs before christmas (extreme bad luck, i’m talking walking under ten ladders bad luck) and since i work in retail my store has been playing christmas songs, i almost brought bad luck on myself when they played feliz navidad, almost sang along to it.
four…….four scarves in four days………my father said it is starting to be obsessive compulsive.
really……really…..I don’t look Irish?
i think someone has been blinded by the whiteness of my skin.